The Thing About Plastic Surgery

Small Talk: Okay I'm creating a small talk section for every post like kennysia does (walau-eh) which talks about other stuff that i'm lazy to make an entire post about. Don't go Hong Kong Noodle House in Saberkas. I just went there for dinner and everything was out of stock. No duck, no pork, no this no that. Food is crappy. Waitresses are retarded and don't speak english. Never go there. Hah! Teaches them for lousy-ass service and even lousier food.
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everyone wants to get plastic surgery.

everyone
fine some people are all "i'm fine. i think i look fine just the way i am"...
its so bullshit.
i mean either
(a) they are so deluded they actually think their perfect and pretty.
(b) they actually are perfect and pretty.
(c) they don't want to admit that their ugly.
(d) their christian and believe god made them perfect
(d) their just weird
(e) they don't want people to think their insecure

so there. hah!
every normal person wants plastic surgery.

well i think i do anyway.i've always been half half on plastic surgery.
part of me wants it and part of me really doesn't.

but why not?
there are obvious benefits of plastic surgery.

you get to look a whole lot better
example of good nose jobs

you get to have a hotter body
example of boob job. like they say when it comes to boobs the bigger the better.

you get to look a whole lot younger
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and finally you get alotta cool new perkswhen you look better.
i mean admit it or not people are shallow and when you're pretty people tend to treat alot better. some say it's newly-found self confidence or whatever
but it is true. when you're pretty people are ALOT nicer to you
especially guys (shallow bastards)


take dawn yang for example
the only reason people read her blog is cause she's so stunning.
(you know it's true)
why do you think her face is plastered all over her blog?
i can't even imagine how many singaporean guys read her blog just to drool over her and jack off

and it's not just singapore. i mean even here in malaysia tons and tons of perverts log onto her blog just to see her face.
you gotta admit. her blog isn't all that interesting. in fact its pretty much e same as other bimbo blogs.

everytime i see those doe eyes i wanna go out and shoot a deer.. haha desperate housewives wtf i'm tempted to get plastic surgery myself.

i mean because of her good looks people read her blog.
because people read her blog she can make money off ads
but that's not it

she gets invited to cool parties

not to mention cool fashion shows...
eat yummy food at expensive restaurants...

and get free shoes! wtf
her life was completely transformed because of her plastic surgery.
though she'll never admit to it. we all KNOW she did it.
i mean really girl...just admit it. everyone does it.

this is really mean but whatever.
check out her BEFORE photos
see?
what a big difference.

i even have a list of plastic surgery i wanna get when i'm older...
1) nose job
(for obvious reasons)
2) boob job
(thank GOD i'm not flat but i want them slightly bigger and i don't believe in padded bras)
3) liposuction
(i know i'm not fat i'm just lazy to work out to be as thin i wanna be)
4) laser surgery
(wanna remove all my pimple scars and all the disgusting hair off my body. except from my head and my eyebrows and eyelashes of course)

but which part me doesn't wanna get plastic surgery?lipo, boob job and laser surgery isn't such a big deal.
but nose job is.
i mean for one, it would upset my parents.
like "mom, dad i blame YOU for my bad DNA!!".
its true though.
my and my brothers call our noses the 'family curse' and me and my younger bro always make this joke of when we are 18 we are gonna fly to korea and get nose jobs.

ever since i was young i wanted a nose job. even when i was about 6 or 7. i read my diaries way back when i was 12 where i hated my nose so much i thought of breaking it so my parents would force to pay for my new nose.

another reason not to get plastic surgery is that once you get it EVERYONE is gonna know.
people are gonna be like "omg shes pretty..." and someone is gonna go "pfft. she's fake. she got a nose job". and all your old friends are gonna know. your relatives. even people you hate are gonna know about your new face.
it's kinda embarrassing.
also some part of me (and i can't believe i'm gonna this) actually likes my nose.
people always ask me "kim aren't you gonna get a nose job" and when i was young-er it hurt alot.
but now i always think my nose is gonna make me famous one day. =D
like imagine tyra without her five-head
or kate moss without her too-far-apart eyes
or madonna without the gap in her tooth
or scarlett without her bee-stung lips.
haha see what i mean? maybe one day it'll bekim with her flat nose.
you never know.

so what do you think?
is it better to get plastic surgery? would you personally get plastic surgery? or are we just brainwashed by the media?
let me know.