Thursday, October 11, 2007

Things I Don't Get.

a list of things i don't get.
in no particular sequence whatsoever.
100 Things I Don't Get.

1) why emo people are the only ones allowed to be emo.2) spicy food.
3) the stupid peace sign thing people do when they take photos.
4) vegetarians.5) math.
6) why kuching people cannot choose shoes properly.
7) why there are no nice shoes in kuching.8) why kuching people can't dress well.
9) people who bother to pay for music when you can download it free off the internet.
10) nasi lemak.11) clubbing.
12) people who have fear of insects.
13) techno music.
14) why people bother to go to the stupid friendship park (taman sahabat). it sucks
15) beer.
16) why christians don't believe in dinosaurs.
17) christians.
18) pantyhose.19) people who don't watch cartoons cause its 'childish'.
20) My Chemical Romance.21) why people don't say 'walau-eh' globally. it's e best word ever.
22) why people don't say 'kena' globally.
23) people who don't tweeze their eyebrows.
24) people who are damn hairy and don't shave or wax.25) chilli sauce.
26) fat women who dress like skanks.
27) skanks.
28) why people laugh at me when i speak B.M.
29) why i'm not allowed to laugh at people when they speak english.
30) friendster.31) anything similar to friendster.32) why people keep sending me invitations to join stupid programs like friendster.
33) black licorice.34) sweet popcorn.
35) action movies.
36) people who go to gyms.37) why i go the gym.
38) eyeball tattoos.
39) short people who keep whining that their short.
(it's not MY fault your short get over it)

40) kuching people in general.
41) how americans can not know where australia is.42) how americans can't even identify themselves on a map.
43) golf.44) football.
45) sports in general.
46) girls who hit guys when they flirt.
47) guys who enjoy getting slapped and pinched by girls cause they think that girls are flirting with them.
48) guys who flirt by asking if you 'play friendster'.
49) where the phrase 'play friendster' even came from.
50) seafood.
51) why people keep thinking i'm malay.
52) malaysian music.
53) three-quarter pants.
54) booty shorts.55) girls who go braless.
56) old women who go braless. ew ew ew
57) why they make thongs for fat people.
58) why anyone who want to study something called 'chemical engineering'.59) people who photoshop their eyes unnaturally wide that it's actually creepy.
60) drink coasters.
61) chess.
62) people who type love messages on their msn nickname.
63) people who blog about things they bought.
64) economics homework.
65) why cigarettes are legalized but marijuana isn't.
66) why society looks down on people who smoke.67) pet birds.
68) pet monkeys.
69) crochet.
70) nerds.71) airheads.
72) e-cards.
73) guys who wear skinny jeans.74) the colour purple.
75) why colour is spelt different in American english.
76) the whole idea of this British and American english.
77) how impossibly difficult it is to learn chinese.
78) chinese music. (it's terrible)79) why britney can't seem to get her life back on track.
80) korean drama series.
81) where the whole idea of being able to trip over your own shoelaces came from.
82) how i managed to bitch about so many things that i've actually reached number 82.
83) asians who keep their natural hair colour.
84) dora the explorer.85) herbal tea.
86) tea.
87) how kuching din have starbucks until recently.
88) why kuching doesn't have burger king.
89) why kuching doesn't have topshop or dorothy perkins.
90) why kuching MNG is so small and so lousy.
91) kuching MNG sales assistants.
92) kuching sales assistants.
93) people who buy levi's (THEY BELIEVE IN EXPLOITATION OF CHILD LABOURERS AT MINIMUM WAGE).
94) people who buy nikes. (same as above).
95) padded bras.
96) why DiGi keeps eating my credit.
97) why people give me soft toys as presents.
98) why more people don't read this blog.
99) people who know how much time i spent on this post and refuse to comment.
100) people who now know how much time i spent on this post and refuse to comment even thought they know what i'm gonna do if they don't and even if they didn't know now they do.

there you go.
i'm young.
i don't get alot of things.

23 yummy comments:

Anonymous said...

1st comment, good one :-). Which skool do u go to in kuching? Lodge ?

mustardqueen said...

Gah... i blog about what I shopped... blueks.. cause I have nothign to talk about in blog, so I update about what i bought and count that as an update... hahaha

Lissa said...

omg the world looks down on smokers? that's gotta suck big time for me.

skim said...

anoymous: yea i do to go lodge. how'd you know? its e saddest skool in e world.

mustardqueen:haha no need to explain urself. lots and lots of people are guilty of that one.

lissa:well not that bad cause i think like 90% of kuching's youth population smokes. haha. so much for tak nak.

emmanuel said...

i cant believe u r actually dis dumb! u dont get all these? i get most of them,like y girls dont wear bra or y kch has no burger king or y kuching has no good shoes. BTW, how many things do u get then? 10?

skim said...

ha di bloody dah. u think ur so clever emma.

emmanuel said...

oh am i! i think 4 ur level, i am!

jon said...

hahah, never knew christians didn't believe in dinosaurs, i do! =] lol it's jon cheong from aus btw, left m'sia in grade 5. remember me? *waves arms spastically in the air* lol anyway, that's quite the impressive post you've put up there, what's crackin in k-town?

-jon

apu said...

OI...I'm a vegetarian. Anyways as always I'm laughing.

skim said...

emma: k la emma you win. k la k la k la.

jon: haha i remember you...e hippo guy. well that's what i used to call you behind your back. haha. how've you been? kuching still sucks btw. but hey at least now we have nice airport. and starbucks. (walau) never thought that day would come.

apu: yea well i can't understand HOW you can be vegetarian. i mean meat is like...wow. we miss you apu. when are you coming home?...like never

AH20 said...

I LOVE PURPLE i got my pencil,files,bottle,pen etc all in the color PURPLE!

anyway sweetie, i aint got anything to bitch about but i would wanna do the same thing about things that i dont get but things more political etc.

bekah r. said...

i agree with 90% of everything said.

skim said...

adeline: ew why i hate purple. its e gayest colour ever. anyway...personal opinion.
yea you should do a list too. everyone should do one. it says alot about the person.

bekah: yea i'm so accurate. which part of e 10% don't you agree with. and yea like you i dislike clubbing. bad music. smelly people and bitter drinks spilt on you by slutty waitresses.

Samantha said...

LOOOL apU! hahahaha.. hey kim i heard that there'd be new arrival in vincci either this coming week or next. there r nice shoes around hey ;)

am+ber said...

there's still nice shoes. but RARE. * i dont like purple too **~

emointhecorner said...

hahahah i tot i answered half of them for yah kimmy?

lol it was so friking random when u asked me man, and i was half-high and half-gonna-freaking pass out ><"

ey u better go and study baka ur exams r coming soon rite?

go and study!!!

skim said...

samantha: what that is her name. well that's what we call her. really? thanks for telling me! but i dun really like to buy stuff frm there cause everyone else will have e same pair.

amber:yea SOMETIMES. like once a year. its impossible to choose shoes in kuching. unless u buy from MNG and their like 300 bucks wtf.

jade:yea yea yea... im gonna add to the list...
101) people like JADE telling me to go study

AH20 said...

Hey samantha, u wan good discount at vincci, u come looking for me. I've can get u good deals...

SERIOUS SHIT! why everyone has something asgainst purple! nvm, i'll blog about 100 things you dont get about ADeline.

hahahaha...

now its time for assignmetns and shit...

skim said...

hey adeline how much discount?! hey i want! why din u tell me?
you that 100 things thing. and purple still sucks haha

Anonymous said...

.....speechless....
too much to complain. be less materialistic and you'll live a more cheerful life.

Anonymous said...

i think u should know why people dun read ur blog. what a poor human being. poor you, get a life and do something with it. return to reality and accept the fact that your face look like a P*g.oh yes, although dawn yang's blog does not have content, but at least she has pretty face that can be shown to the world.you better dont waste money to do surgery, cause i think it will not do much difference. be thankful with wat u have.

mello said...

i don't get why you don't get number 83 . do ALL ASIANS have to change their hair color ??. LOL . this was a good read though [= you're funny !.

Swinburne Missy said...

yup you're funny.
i'm in class and i'm reading ur blog.