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(this post is super bitchy so there. there's your warning)
(this post is super bitchy so there. there's your warning)
you know what's the one thing that annoys the FUCK out of me
SHORT PEOPLE
SHORT PEOPLE
and you know why?
because short people won't shut the fuck up about how short they are.
seriously.
because short people won't shut the fuck up about how short they are.i mean it would be okay if they just complained about it to themselves but NO
they must make it their duty to come and complain to me.
to ME
WHY?
cause i'm like a freakin giant to them.
i'm like the yao ming of chinese/asian females
simply put especially in malaysia in place like kuching i am SIBEH TALL.i'm 16 (turning 17 this year yay!) and i stand at 170.5cm (5 foot 7).
it might not be alot in places like the US and A and like europe
but in south east asia i'm like freakin tall.
so everytime some short person (okay well to be fair almost everyone is short to me)comes up to me and goes "eeeeeeee you're so tall! waaaah! i'm so short! i'm so short! i'm so short!etc. *incessant whining continues*".....
i am secretly willing for their head to explode.
seriously.just because i'm tall it doesn't mean i can make you grow
I DO NOT HAVE SOME MAGICAL GROWTH POWERS THAT CAN MAKE YOU GROW ANY TALLER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
and don't ask me how to grow taller.go freakin google it.
but honestly no matter HOW much milk you drink....
or how many times you jump rope....
or how many freakin hours you sleep...
height is purely genetic.no matter what they tell you.
IF YOUR PARENTS ARE SHORT YOU WILL BE SHORT FOREVER SO GET OVER IT. blame them for bad DNA.
and stop thinking about "we grow until the age of 21 crap".
it's so not true. by the time you're 21 you're gonna realise that wtf i'm still short.
so instead of whining about it
or being in DENIAL
just face the fact that you are short and EMBRACE it.
haha i'm so bad.it's honestly not that exciting to be so damned tall anyway
for one kids bump into your shins and it really hurts
and people will always stare at you as if your a freak
AND growing up when you wanna be like everyone else it doesn't help that your a head taller than everyone. even the guys.
BUT remember no matter what....
my legs will always be longer than yours.
always.so STFU already
19 yummy comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i do complain that im short though, but i find short is cute. but a midget is not.
AHHHHHHHH!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
i.cannot.stop.laughing.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHA u draw them urself or what??? HAHAHAHHA it looks mentarded haahahahaha wtf!! HAHAHAHA i seriously cannot stop laughing!! haha
My legs don't look long but they are longer than yours!! hahahaha
errr... ok la u very tall very tall very talll... let me repeat that another iono 100 times?? But seriously man u shud go tell that to ta som coz u make short gals sound fug o sth..
i guess its easier to fuck if youre shorter ..and ya thats one god dam goood thing
ahahaha lyke omaii frigiing gawd i hafta agree with you when ppl whinge about their height, i mean fat,pimples,stretch and other blemish/fugly marks are OK. At least i can say insults to the shorter guys like 'hello, my face is up here!'
you are so rude! so wat's the matter if u are tall. tall and short has their own beauty. so stop insulting okay!!!!!
alea: haha and yea short IS cute. i don't get why it's such a big deal to be short.
mustardqueen: haha no i got dem off deviantart i'm terrible.
angel: eh where got. i din say YOU. besides you are the only short girl i know who doesn't whine about being short.
jade: haha e worst is un-fat girls complaining about how fat they are. okay well i do that sometimes heh.
anonymous: hey! i never said short was ugly. i said to EMBRACE it. this post is directed at short people who won't stop complaining about being short.
u r very rude.
so wat if u are tall? i'm a reader from pahang, and i cant see wats the big deal with u? ur blog tone is so rude, with all those words. cant u write good and proper english? minus all the bitch and f*ck thing. like other anonymous readers, i agree with them, u are indeed a rude girl.
anonymous: okay la i love you. you win.
hahahahaha WHY LA!! ANONYMOUS you're even RUDER cause you did not introduce yourself with a name!! And kim still loves you for being a rude anonymous... tsk... KIM hahahahah terrible...
I'm taller than you are ;)
mustardqueen: haha i love everyone. i am filled with love. okay no not really.
arth akal: haha SO? if you weren't then well... it's kinda sad.
u know....it is purely genetic...
i mean look at us!we are TALL!!okay okay maybe i am not as TALL as you but still...i am more than average girls' height and Mr Bermuda shorts is just slighter taller than me.
Hahah hey guess what. I feel the same way. Just... a little less dramatic. In that sense. :P
I turn 17 this year too! :D But I'm taller than you. Hmm. I'm 5 foot 7.5 inches. =))
adeline: ho ho ho ho ho. honestly i don't feel like i'm tall. i just feel like everyone around me is stunted. haha. there's kim's self centered thinking for you.
joy: haha omg really? i'm not alone! god i AM a drama queen.
utterly agree about short people whining.
Hahahhaaa this was a good blog. I like. I am short but i dont whine about it, I like being short.
LOL...........!
seriously i really don't mind being short, AS LONG AS/ASALKAN i'm SLIM/SKINNY/KURUS !!! but i'm not WTFFFFFFFFF!
Hehe. I think being 5'7" is quite ordinary actually.
I don't really see what's the big deal. I'm a 5'11" 19 yr old Asian, but I'm not annoyed with er... shorter people.
I think I see more people whining about being fat than being short.
And whining about being fat is relatively more annoying, especially when they're not or just lazy to do something about it.
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