Things That Are OFFICIALLY Uncool

Small Talk: Cibai armstrong. Cibai ang mo. It's like the motto of our school.
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you know how some things that were once cool but then became SO overused as in everyone is doing/using/wearing/saying/blablabla-ing it?
well here's MY list of things that are now officially uncool and henceforth 'out'

15) Black Nail Polish
this needs no explanation
BLACK NAILS ARE OUT.
O-U-T

14) Crocs
well to be fair crocs were never cool to begin with
but now that more and more retarded people are wearing them crocs are becoming more and more unbearable.
and no, just cause you spent over a RM150 for it doesn't make you rich and chic.

13) Lusting Over Juicy Couture
okay i just wanna say that there is NOTHING uncool about juicy couture
absolutely nothing.
juicy couture is the IT brand for teens everywhere.

there is however something ridiculously annoying about little girls lusting over and blogging about a bag made out of terry cloth that they themselves cannot afford.
half a year ago almost no girl in S.E.A knew about juicy couture (not their fault their retarded there was no outlet until recently)
however ever since xiaxue metioned it in her blog
immediately after that everyone went crazy and wanted to buy juicy
now everyone wants to spend 500 ringgit on a wallet made out of terry cloth.

stupid know-nothing-about-fashion kuching girls ruined it for me.
i officially think juicy couture is uncool.

12) The Word 'Cool'
haha how hypocritical of me
someone should make up to replace the word cool it's just SO overusedeveryone should say 'fetch' instead. haha
it's going to happen

11) Facebook
there was all the hype about it
and then you got the lots and lots of those invitations in your email inbox
then after months of deleting those retarded invitations saying "are you (insert random person you only met once but somehow has found you on the internet)'s friend?" you decided to join.
only to discover its full of pointless applications.

10) Chris Crocker
so he made a video about britney spears
and now he's famous
whee.
but i really really don't need you to give me links to his video
you don't need to embed videos in your blog
we all have watched the damn leave britney alone video.
i didn't find it funny the first time
and it isn't funny the 983,343,232,2195,184th time.

9) That Spiderpig Song
ditto.
it was cute, then it was mildly annoying and then you felt like shooting yourself everytime someone bursts randomly into the spiderpig song.

8) Pink Hair Extensionsokay so avril did it
and it was cool for a while cause it was punky and cutesy and preppy and it appealed to asian people.
but wtf. seriously now ah lians left and right are getting pink streaks in their hair it's no longer avril-ish, it's just ah lian.
not my fault. ah lians ruin everything.

7) Little Miss Teesokay when these first came i out i LOVED them
no denying it. i effin loved them.
freakin thought they were pure genius.
but then everyone started wearing them and well. i'm a non-conformist.
it's too bad. little miss tee's are so uncool now.

6) The Asymmetrical Bobi'm being hypocritical.
i used to LOVE LOVE LOVE this hair.
SO MUCH that i even considered cutting the 'rihanna bob'.
this is yet another case of everyone getting it so i no longer want it.
the bob is officially the haircut of the ah lians.

5) That Emo Haircut
god this needs no words.
how many times have you seen some malay wannabe with that stupid sidesweep too much hair gel hair.
i know. speechless.

4) PETA Famewhoresit's like okay we KNOW you don't wear fur and you don't eat meat
but you don't have to show off your boobs to get the message through
we KNOW.
seriously i think PETA is just some crap publicity stunt for d-list stars to get famous.

3) Super Low Rise Jeans
so once upon a time super low rise jeans were all the rage.
it was the race to the ass crack
the lowest jeans possible
but seriously those days are OVER
along wit brit brit's career and abs.

2) Sean Kingston
i hate sean kingston so much
i swear if i have to hear 'Beautiful Girls' (or any other horrible rendition) one more time...
i hope his fat ass chokes on fried chicken.

1) THIS hair(if you know the girl in this picture don't blame me. i searched 'strawberriez' on frensta and found her. enough said.)

okay i dunno HOW to describe THIS kinda hair.
well actually i do.
i call it the "really- bad- bangs- and- a- total- misuse- of- hair- products- with- wet- limp- curls- that- look- like- they- haven't- been- washed- in- days- but- is- supposed- to- look- sexy- and- japanese- somehow- but- i'm- not- sure- how- and- dyed- with- the- dodgy- hair- dye- you- find- in- supermarkets".

but that title is a bit too long for a subheading.

whatever you wanna call it. i am SO sick of THAT hair which you will find on 60% of our malaysian-chinese-ahlian population.
e other 40% have the bob.

THAT hair is officially the number one most uncool thing ever.