Rumour Chick -_____-

Small Talk: Things to do after exams. 1) Go on Atkins and lose exam fats. 2) Go back to gym. 3) VEET. 4) Dye my black roots. 5) Buy chic clothes.
6) Buy fuck me shoes.......
1) Become sexy-fied. All over again. Insert MSN emoticon. (H)
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i swear.
these kinda things really make my day
besenmakessense. whoever you are. i love you.
this is just too good a bitching oppurtunity to pass up.

and you only see this kinda shit in malaysia. kuching

gossip girl fans...
i introduce to you:
RUMOUR CHICK
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no effing way.
i don't even know HOW to begin to rip up this girl's blog.
some things are just THAT bad.

when i first saw this blog i was like SERIOUSLY IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL?!
and i can assure you
she damn well is.
er......"good morning upper east siders...Gossip Girl here, your one and only source to the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite".

i think i just vomited a little bit in my mouth.

Sober Boy. and A.
got Goldilocks summore.

in case you already haven't caught on 'Rumour Chick' is a total rip off of Gossip Girl.
but it's not based in New York.
it's not even based on New York's upper east side.
it is based on the students of KOLEG ABDILLAH,
KUCHING

i din know where it is either.
i actually had to go google it. wtf wtf i'm so hardworking
like...
HOW CAN IT BE "UPPER CLASS" IF NO ONE HAS HEARD OF IT?
oh and it gets better
it's a public college for my favourite kind of people
and in case your not from malaysia, public college does not exactly spell prestigious (*coughs* dropouts).
(no offence if you actually went to public college but you get what i mean)"the last thing i would ever do is expose myself"
errrr.........".....that's a secret i'll never tell....".

and where do upper east siders spend their time?
well honestly i can't tell you
but i can tell you where "the cool upperclassmen" spend their weekend.
wait for it.....





THE SPRING
ROFLCOPTERLOLLERCAKESLOLNESS*inserts ah lian emoticon* I WANT TO DIE.

this bitch is advertising the spring.
i can't take it.
i can't take this
someone kill me already.
she said cup of cake.
AND STARBUCKS TOO! -_____-
i swear i dunno what this pathetic girl is trying to do but it seems to me she sure is fond of name dropping.
repeat after me.
someone.shoot.me.already.
i dunno what to attack, the fact that she's so proud she knows where KL central is, the fact that she actually used the word "kitty girl", the fact that she called someone an "insufferable git" wtf that makes sense or the fact she actually advertised Subway.

its like saying "I stayed at the CAPITOL Hotel where I drank COCA COLA and ate a MCDONALDS BURGER where I saw DOGGY MAN while I was wearing GIORDANO tee shirt".
like nothing to show off also wanna show off.

i've got to say i have read all the posts and my FAVOURITE is this one...
on the "hot clubs for the posh Kuchingites to converge."
she actually used that line.
posh. to converge.
someone is a fan of the "microsoft word right click synonym".
waaah i din know kuching the club is so the glamour.

and what would be the signing off be without the gossip girl XOXO signature?

"you know you love me...XOXO gossip girl"
"love me, hate me or do me both. XOXO Rumour Chick"

oh and look. she's a fan of gossip girl.
who would've guessed?

XOXO
Libel & Slander Female <---geddit?