since i have nothing else to blog about i am going to talk crap and type and blog in a breathless seamless way that i always do that fuses many many sentences into one very long panjang one.
it's a talent i tell you.
it's a talent i tell you.
anyway today i decided to blog about the ass. (i was inspired by RIM heh)
alot of asian people don't realise how important it is to have an ass.
mainly because 95% of asians do not have an ass. <---i research one.
no not really la. but its true.
asian people.
have no ass.
and it's a shame really. do you know how sad it is to have a flat ass?
i have a flat ass. and let me tell you its really pathetic when i wear like those booty shorts cause there is so much space behind me i could hide like vegetables in there.
(actually i dunno why i said vegetables it was e first thing that came to my mind.)
it's also really sad when you wear like jeans cause there is this awful excess material and it looks like you are wearing a diaper.
asian people put too little focus on the ass.
i dunno why.
asian people only focus on have pretty face and being fucks skinny and having like a handful of boobs and flat stomach.
asian people don't realise the importance of ass.
hopefully this post will shine some light on the importance. of ass.
here are some tips to fake having an ass.
1) don't be born asian.
2) try to be born black.
if all else fails?
3) be jessica biel.
ass is important.so eat your fried chicken boys and girls.
19 yummy comments:
its not hard to get ass. just the right exercise. trust me on this!
try doing e PLANK pose, my sis taught me that I died holding myself for 0.5 seconds T__T and I lost my ass last year and I don't think I wanna look for it, i will have to sacrifice ALOT for an ASS =(
I AGREE WITH YOU!! I don't have an ass either. Come to think of it, no boobs too, but at least there's always push-up bras.
Wonder if there are push-up thingamajiggys for asses? I declare henceforth that whosoever comes up with those shall be a millionaire overnight.
Hahahahah don't call me RIM!
And boo/, I like big butts and I cannot lie WTF.
I have a bum.
But I also cannot fit into pants in M'sia. Because then all the hipster pants will fall off my butt when i sit down as they're not made for me!
*sad*
But hor, why ish the average M'sian male's taste in women = skin and bones. It's very unhealthy.
Im a get me some of dat Biel booty.
Seriously, if your posterior isn't defined how do you bend over backwards to please your boss?
B.H.
c u sistah! r u saying uncle francis or auntie frances is party black?
i hav ass. can balance a basketball on it too!
eh why talk bout girl's ass only.
for me, i always ALWAYS check out guy's ass. regardless of his looks. u can improve the way u look by changing hairstyles n stuff but ASS, thts different!
a guy must have a cute sexy FIRM ass since they dun need to worry bout how big their boobs r n stuff.
i agree with you 1000%. sometimes i look behind me and think, 'wheres my arse?' seriously, jeans arn't made for us. sigh.
well there's always the option of butt implants =P
or u can ask kim kardashian to donate.
hahaha maybe everyone is born without a butt so everyone else with butts has got implants! see, i pretty much helped the rest of the asian population feel better already. :D
Hey Kim, does this sound familiar?
"OMG! *sniff* *sniff* He's so perfect! *sniff*"
:P
LOL but if your ass is too big then it gets in the way. like i need a bigger size ;(
well i haf an ass... and after wed's dinner... tink it gt bigger :(
phyl: never mind lah all the more pinchable HOHOHO better watch out you...
miss nurulle: yea? recently i've been doing squats. my ass hurts but den its too early to tell if its working =P.
mustardqueen: APAHAL plank pose? haha i lost my ass too wen i lost weight fuck la.
ashleigh: thats SO uncomfortable omg haha. push up undies wtf.
revelinme: but you ARE RIM! hhaha SO LAME.
lin lynn: lucky girl! i have no bum but huge hips. and yea i dont get why malaysian guys are so ape shit over skinny girls. everything to them is FAT. all asian guys are like that really. well most of dem.
B.H.: er i dunno. give good head? haha thats my secret to making it as the most sucessful female lawyer to date haha.
samantha: haha HARDLY. i am so flat ass it confirms how cina my parents are.
balqiz: lucky bitch! a little cushion...for the pushin...
abi: haha YOU ARE NOT ALONE! i am obsessed wit guys and having a nice ass. the perfect ass is brad pitt in alexander. OMG O___O
selfairy: i know T___T. stupid azn genes.
nice reasoning! haha no not really but thanks for trying hahaha.
creativebitchin: yea but their like HARD! ahaha i like a softer ass wtf.
kennysia: you not funny la. HE IS PERFECT OKAY! *sniffs*
phingy: haha better to have SOME than NONE at all.
phyl: i have no ass. and after wed's dinner...i still have no ass but i have a tummy to boot haha.
Hey, maybe it's because most of them are so skinny themselves, it's like they're afraid the girl will outweigh them :D :D :D :D :D
Feel more macho with tiny anorexic chick on their arm...
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