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Small Talk: I've been waiting for something like this! Click for KL Streetstyle. =D
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here's a filler post.
saw this the other day

and kampung people on swings.loves it.
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have a great week ahead you sluts!

Remember When People Still Cared About Mariah Carey?

Small Talk: I thought Crocs were bad until I saw these babies. Introducing the Vibram Five Fingers. "That’s why we recommend wearing FiveFingers for exercise, play, and for fun. Stimulating the muscles in your feet and lower legs will not only make you stronger and healthier, it improves your balance, agility and proprioception."
I bet my dad gets a pair in 3 weeks. Check them out.
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hey remember when people still cared about mariah carey?
when she was actually still hot
and people actually WANTED to see her breasts?

yeah neither do i.

anyway if you sluts haven't heard already mariah has a new single out and it's called "Obsessed".
and you guessed it, it's a song about someone who is obsessed with her.
yes.
shocker.
i don't know how mariah carey can be so deluded into thinking that people actually still want her.
bitch is 39.
it's getting to the point where seeing her naked is getting painful.
even after her super awesome retoucher photoshopping her to death HAHA
you HAVE to listen to the lyrics of this song:
Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind....

i swear shes singing about nick cannon.
he's the only one crazy enough to actually marry that woman.
woot LV backpack!lol he looks terrified.
poor guy.
it must be terrible being married to mariah.
i mean i think the world has seen her breasts more than he has.

no i'm not even kidding you.
lets the play the "lets find a picture of mariah carey that doesn't have her breasts in it" game.
okay ready?
mariah boobs.
mariah boobs.
mariah boobs.mariah boobs.
mariah body cut off. no boobs. doesn't count.
mariah boobs.
mariah drunk. and her boobs.

okay enough pictures of mariah and her boobs.
i don't want my blog to turn up when people google for porn or some shiz.

it's quite tragic really.
i positively adore mariah carey's music and she is tres tres talented with the most amazing voice ever.
i wonder why she has to try so damn hard.
why can't she go back to when she first started out?

mariah no boobs.
how did she go from this
to this?!

"NO YOU FAKE BITCH, the reason you chose 3 images of yourself is because your fat narcissistic ass couldn't decide which picture you liked most."
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

mariah.
hire a new stylist asap.
amen.

Happy Fathers Day!

Small Talk: Does anyone know where to do eyebrow threading in Kuching? When I moved to KL I became addicted to threading now without it my eyebrows and insane facial hair (how attractive) will self-destruct and take over the world. *P.S. Cholo eyebrows via Dlisted.
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omg it's so bloody tiring to sift through, pick, edit, resize and upload photos.
how do bimbo bloggers do this?!
it's very taxing. T_T

anyway it's fathers day. =3
so lunch at four points by sheraton with the family.

i'm an outfit repeat-er. i need new clothes.
my "trying to be innocent and cute pose"


trying.
dress: selltradekl
shoes: vincci+
ring: diva (gift frm mish <3)
earrings: MNG (sales. rm25. win. please don't go buy it.)

my daddy is the best daddy in the world!
<3

Rollasole -- Flats Out A Vending Machine

Small Talk: The Postal Service - Nothing Better. <3 Because I am lame and always listen to the same kind of music.
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this is absolute BRILLIANCE!
saw this on perezhilton via instyle and i immediately went and looked them up to blog about them

introducing the rollashoe.
flats out of a vending machine.

apparently they were designed for girls after clubbing in their ridiculously high fuckme heels.
love it.

"After getting tired of giving my girlfriend a piggyback home every Saturday night, I had a 'eureka' moment," says Rollasole founder Matt Horan of his clever invention.

what a clever boyfriend.
and it is a remarkably clever innovation.

cause haven't we all experienced the pain of gorgeous shoes?
once i was in the Gardens (and God knows why i decided to wear my 5 inch pumps actually i know it's cause i was wearing shorts and i wanted to make sure my legs look long) and my feet were in absolute agony and i was simply dying to change out of them but since i was too cheap to buy myself a pair of flats or flip flops i soldiered on all the way back to Mid Valley and looked around for the cheapest slippers i could find.
they were rm15.
and ugly. -__-

what i would have done for something like this!


and they are cheap too!
(sidenote: i wonder why the gold flats are cheaper)
tragically it's going to be a while for rollasole to hit malaysia. (if ever)
it's not even out in the states yet. =(

check them out they even have their own facebook appreciation page and even twitter!


"The new pink vending machine! Tis the future!"
lol those were e captions off e fb page.

Rollasole -- flats out of a vending machine.
TAKING OVER THE WORLLDDDD.

www.rollasole.com

Who Is Phoebe Price?

Small Talk: I'm going home! Back in Kuching by Wednesday. =3

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there is some bitch who is always at these red carpet events and her name is phoebe price.
yes yes we all know who phoebe price is
but can anyone tell me what she does?
ANYONE?
i have no clue as to what she does or who she is
all i know is that she is desperately unattractive with cellulite down to her ankles

and she is perpetually being photographed by the paparazzi.

i even looked her up on wikipedia and all there is about her is this:
"Phoebe Price is an American actress and model. Price is primarily known for her frequent red carpet appearances."
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oh! and she was an extra in Get Smart apparently.
educate me. someone tell me who phoebe price so i won't die not knowing.
winner gets virtual bucket of KFC on facebook. wtf.