Friday, July 25, 2008

If You Were Wondering What Was The Last Movie I Saw...

Small Talk: Call meee so I can come and do it fo youu..Call mee so I come and prove it for you...Call mee so I can make it juicy fo youu...
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take a wild guess. -___-
go ahead.
for sure cannot guess wrong wan.
i wanted to do e blonde streaks but then i don't really know how.
i'll spare you the generic inadequate review cause you all probably saw it by now

i am always serious.
and there is already a smile on my face.
even with all that makeup and shit he's still sexy as hell.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Please Would You Tell Me...Why Your Cat Grins Like That?

Small Talk: Past few days have been pretty rough on me. It rarely ever happens but I've just been feeling really emo. There, my petty inadequate reasons for my lack of updates in spite of having nothing to do. I haven't even been dressing up so I can't blog about that either. I hate myself for being such a girl at times.
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'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where --' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'

--Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

cb i want to watch the movie and re-read the book so bad now.
does anyone have a DVD or the book that they could lend to me?

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Definition Of An Optimist

Small Talk: “The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.” -Samantha Jones, S.A.T.C
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picked up a copy of John Grisham's "The Summons" the other day and i found a little something
this is the only downside to no longer being in lodge.
you can no longer steal their books
mr jonathan ng oh one size eight eight six seven four four six sure is an optimist.
who else would have hoped some hot girl interested in the law would find his number in a copy of her favourite authors' book?

lucky bastard.
she did.

don't worry of course i didn't call. i'm not that deluded desperate.
*P.S. on a lighter note it's a really good book.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Romper

Small Talk: Still. Sick. It's karma God is punishing me cause I'm too pretty I didn't do anything wrong wtf.
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okay la i always like to think of myself as being really open to fashion and to it's latest quirkiest sartorial trends.

but i somehow find myself regarding this season's new it item to sport....
downright fugly.the romper.
(i put icky green font to symbolize it's icki-ness cause in cartoons its like that i am a perpetual child).

somehow the romper has been showing up everywhere and it's probably due the popular positive feedback on the sartorialist.
it was also kinda brought back and re-made famous by the very stunning zoe deschanel(sp?) lookalike, girl kissing katy perry cb she is SO PRETTY
but thats besides the point.

recently the romper has been popping up EVERYWHERE and being manufactured by brands across the globe.
especially american apparel they have a whole selection of hideous playsuits and rompers
gaah.

okay you are like wtf kim whats wrong with the romper?
e main reason for my hatred towards it is that it is plain unflattering.
honestly who looks good in a romper?!
it highlights the shoulders and arms, makes your boobs look smaller, highlights the tummy and the waist cause the excess sorta fabric there draws attention to it, and puts your thighs and cellulite for the whole world to see.
it also creates the inevitable dreaded camel toe
i think the only people who can actually pull off the romper is a six foot tall glamazon supermodel who weighs less than my shoes.

so if you meet the above requirements adorn the romper as you wish my friend.

or if you're giselle bundchen.
O___O
okay i forgot what i was saying.
also why would anyone wear anything that was designed for babies and toddlers and children?
maybe thats why there is this weird amount of fabric around the crotch
so you can take a crap in it.

i dunno perhaps one of you can explain to me what is so cool and supposedly chic about the romper.
cause its vintage?
lol.

whatever it is the romper is ugly.
still not convinced?
perhaps a little visual aide might do you some good
okay look at this girl.
sure she looks tres chic cause she's so skinny and has great legs so we're all inclined to be a little biased about the outfit.

but what if she were...a little heavier?
no?
how about this?
okay i give up wit the really bad photoshop skills.

just imagine HER in a romper.okay that was a weak argument she probably look like shit in everything else.

whatever the bottom line is the romper is and always will be unflattering.
still disagree? (you're a defiant little whore aren't you?)
post up a picture of yourself wearing a romper and see if i will think otherwise.
*flinches slightly*
chances are you won't.

so this is my public plea to everyone to stop (or if you haven't started even better) adding chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream and fluff to something that is truly shit.

the. romper. is. FUGLY.
the end.

but am i alone on this?
tell me...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Cheap Shit

Small Talk: I am so so sick right now. I have spent my last few days bleary eyed, runny nose-d and sounding like a man. And not even a sexy man okay. Like an unsexy man hoarsy voice.
*P.S. The other desktop computer I was using for e last post has also stopped working. I have no idea what I did. Seriously I am running out of gadgets here. I feel so dark and emo.

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no pictures of my face i feel ugly.

i gotta say i din really buy alot in KL.
cause it was supposed to be a "look for a law college trip not a shopping trip remember kim the most important thing is finding a college and not your stupid shoes you buy back more shoes i will throw them away you listening kim no more shoes i am warning you".
so i din get alot of cash. boo hoo i am so spoilt.

i din buy anything really interesting this time round.
college trip remember.
so i bought alot of "school clothes".

and i din buy any shoes. T___T
yaah i know not that fascinating.
i'm quite happy wit e shit i bought though. i think when you have less cash you spend more sensibly.
last trip is was so flushed wit cash i dunno too overwhelmed or something i bought 3 dresses frm f21 for rm129 each and i have only worn one of them once.
siao. i have no idea what i was thinking.

anyway on a brighter note i enrolled into H.E.L.P and orientation starts sept 2nd. or 3rd i cannot remember now. so yea now you know about when i'm gonna be leaving.
shit what am i gonna wear.

yea lah shuddup i know e name of e college sucks fuck you it's a good college and i 'm not so ego i need to go college wit pro namethey gave me a shitload of reading material. i have no idea what for. i read through all those stupid books and i still have no idea what their for. it's just pretty much a summary of basic cases and ELS topics.
maybe it's like a preview to how much crap i will have to read years to come. like preparing or something. or maybe it's a scare tactic like "hahha you cannot understand is it?! don't study law lah!".

i'm pretty damned ecstatic cause i am FINALLY leaving home.
i got all e accomodation and shit done all i gotta do now is pack.

i'm in no mood to emit the slightest bit of wit or to sign off with some amusing satirical comment.

Balik Kampung

Small Talk: I just realized Lil Wayne's digitally manipulated voice is crazy sexy. "Cause we don't give a daaamn what dey say...this is th-- the remix babbaaay..."
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came back frm KL yesterday night.
uber exhausting i tell you. when you travel cheap you have to use bus and mrt and taxi and all that shit
seriously unfun.

my laptop decided to fuck with me and stopped working.
so i cant upload e pictas e took and e shit i bought.

i must be unlucky wit gadgets or something cause wen i was in KL and tried to use my itouch at like coffee bean and starbucks wireless it also refused to work.
and then i ran out of cash and couldn't continue to afford designer coffee.
dress via MNG sales. <3
picta via my favorite mustardfriend.
i love this picta it's like in motion and blurry and i look thin.
(if you cannot tahan and have to see my face read her post about meeting yours truly here)

my dad just sent my laptop out to repair a couple of hours ago
hopefully its salvageable.

for now i have to use my brother's crappy desktop comp which cannot read SD memory card and doesn't have photoshop. -____-

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Making A Perfect Thing Even More Perfect...

Small Talk: There should be a key on the keyboard labeled "wtf" so I don't have to keep typing it out.
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like any other girl i have many many many goals in life.
sure some of them are all deep, brooding and insightful
and some are just downright near impossible and beyond my reach.
wait scratch that. nothing is beyond my reach. =D

but some of them are....well let's just say undoubtedly frivolous and pointless.

one of them is to own and to BUY a louis vuitton monogram speedy
with my OWN money.
( and noo it's doesn't count if i sleep wit some guy to buy it for me or if i beg like a spoilt brat and ask my daddy for one. cause that doesn't count!)
wow.

well someway somehow louis vuitton has come up with a way to make a perfect bag even MORE perfect.
introducing the LV ostrich speedy
in pink.

louis.
vuitton.
speedy.
pink.
how cute is it?
mind you it will set you back US$12,000 and thats IF you can get your hands on one.

maybe i'm just better off marrying into a rich family.

Friday, July 11, 2008

I Only Do Interesting Tags

Small Talk: Kim loves all the little children. All the little children of the world.
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this is a scheduled post.
to keep you people entertained while i'm gone.
wtf why am i so considerate you tell me why
tagged by alea
1) What is the most important thing in your life?

- money. no that's too shallow an answer.
i would have to say....shoes.
oh and my friends. and my younger brother.
and sometimes my parents.

2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
- toilet paper. no wait. jagung is funnier.

3) Where do you wish to get married?
- your house.

4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?

- how old until i become fat? wtf why am i so shallow.

5) Are you in love?
- when you love someone but it goes to waste....could it be worseeeee? lights will guideeeee you homeeeee....
i'm always in love.

6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
- this is a scheduled post....
kenny rogers roasters. does that count? if not it would that original car wash place.

7) Name the latest book that you bought?

- wow. errrrm some law dictionary i think. i don't buy books.
i steal dem from school library. HAHAHA ARMSTRONG WHAT CAN YOU DO NOW

8) What is your full name?

- ho swee kim, fruit loop.

9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
- i would have to say....neither.

10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.

- patrick starr. so i can bite his head off. he looks so chewable.
okay that sounds so wrong.

11) Christina or Britney?
- britney all the way. i am die hard britney fan since i was 9. i'm just in denial now.

12) Do you do your own laundry?

- er no. in about a months time i will have to.

13) The most exciting place you want to go?

- your mom's house.
no i think...disneyland.

14) Hugs or kisses?

- neither. but what comes after....

15) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Alea
1) has really good skin.
2) teeny.
3) entertaining as hell.
4) likes to say the word pepet.
5) taught me what pepet actually MEANS. O_O

16)8 things I am passionate about:
1) money.
2) losing weight.
3) MNG. why am i so sad.
4) music. but e good ones of course.
5) my loser friends.
6) the law. w.t.f.
7) looking cool.
8) collecting stamps. errr chasing butterflies. sewing....gardening.

17) 8 things I say too often:

1) seriously wtf
2) like yea
3) gay
4) hahaha
5) all the words you can't say on television
6) retarded
7) no.
8) photosynthesis.

18)8 books I've read recently:
1) Tort Law by dunno who
2) AS & A2 Economics by G.F. Stanlake.
3) AS & A2 Business Studies by dunno who
......

other sad text books la you know.

19) 8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
1) I Will Follow You Into The Dark- Death Cab For Cutie
2) High- James Blunt
3) Get Low- Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz
4) Yellow- Coldplay
5) Mercy- Duffy
6) Drops Of Jupiter- Train
7) Jefe- Daddy Yankee
8) negaraku
FUCK LA TOO MANY VERY HARD TO CHOOSE.

20)8 things I learned last year:

2007
1) make friends with people who can drive. *shifty eyes*
2) if you ignore armstrong she cannot do anything.
3) paramore is a kick ass band.
4) flats can actually look good.
5) saying goodbye is really hard.
6) if kennysia links you, you will become famous. or was that this year i dunno.
7) a levels is really really difficult. T__T
8) britney will never make a comeback.

-8 people to tag:-
no.